It just completely changes the relationship.”Jerry Seinfeld: “You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You can’t do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.” Jerry Seinfeld: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. "Jerry Seinfeld: "Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy.
information."George Costanza: "I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up."Jerry Seinfeld: "You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and bum." George Costanza: "You should've seen her face.
The following list is arranged in the order the episodes were broadcast (as opposed to production order).
George tells his ex-girlfriend the truth about why he ended their relationship; as a result, she checks herself into a mental institution.
They go on a double date with George and his new girlfriend and it's obvious that Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him, which drives George to extremes.
Elaine is dating a man named Joel Rifkin - not the serial killer - but he seems oblivious to his name and how people react to it.
Naw, I'm not ready for it."I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it's somebody's birthday, you know what I mean? How many times do we have to celebrate that someone was born? Every time he tries to make a move, something screws up. Did they find out that WOO-WOO was a more effective siren than WAAAH? I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party.
This is no longer just some crazy notion, Elaine, Jerry. Just hurling through space in your living room, watching TV. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
That's why all the aliens were always dropping in, because Kirk was the only one that had a big screen. "Well, Bill, the boss thinks you're the man for the job.
While Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate, Kramer sees Elaine naked.
George takes a job moving cars from side of the street to the other. Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film, popularizing the expression, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!